I just found out that my dog is allergic to latex condoms. It's going to be hard to explain it to the vet though, amirite?

+88 I just found out that my dog is allergic to latex condoms. It's going to be hard to explain it to the vet though, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You could tell them that you being the responsible guy[or girl] you are you like to use protection. Your dog snooped through your stuff and found your condoms and then had an allergic reaction I believe they are called.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

tl;dr. Or you could just tell them that you were butt-fucking your dog when you noticed that it started developing allergic reactions.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

true or you could my suggested lie

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As long as the rash or whatever isn't around his ass, just say he ate them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago