+311 It's really hard to make a fist in the morning. Therefore, it would really suck to be woken up by somebody trying to fight you, cause all you could do is slap them, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and that is why I keep a gun, large knife, and short sword beside my bed. I am prepared for immediate action.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But wouldn't the attacker see those and use them against you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you had a lightsaber under the covers!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So do I... awks :p

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if the attacker means to kill you in your sleep he would most likely already have a deadly weapon, but I'm a pretty light sleeper so I would probably wake up when they come in. but either way I am dead or not so at least with that I have a chance to equalize the odds.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would suck to be woken up by somebody trying to fight you either way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago