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If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?

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At least then you'll die knowing you were the best goddamn troll to ever grace this earth.

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AwkwardMoments1 AwkwardMoments1

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I'm not saying to kill yourself, but if you're already going to, do it this way.

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Simon OP

In response to “I'm not saying to kill yourself, but if...

What about the way where I move to Jerusalem and become a suicide bomber?

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “What about the way where I move to Jerusalem...

Sure, whatever floats ya boat.

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Simon OP

In response to “Sure, whatever floats ya boat.

Buoyancy.

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__________ __________

In response to “What about the way where I move to Jerusalem...

What kind of rapping name is Steve?

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Brett

If one of my friends did that to me I'd go ape shit crazy.

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Shugah Shugah

Don't forget to legally change your name, so all records of you with your old name will be gone.

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Serg Serg

In response to “Don't forget to legally change your name, so...

except for everything that's printed out (wary)

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “except for everything that's printed out (wary)

It's obviously a different Steve.

+16171 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “Don't forget to legally change your name, so...

What if you have a unique name like Klastivottlevarp?

+151942 Reply

Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “Don't forget to legally change your name, so...

Kill yourself faster.

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BonslyGuy BonslyGuy

In response to “Don't forget to legally change your name, so...

i think you just made my favorite comment in the history of amirite O.O

+3107 Reply

Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “Don't forget to legally change your name, so...

I'm happy to have made your day; especially about a topic so dark as suicide.

+10133 Reply

BonslyGuy BonslyGuy

In response to “Don't forget to legally change your name, so...

http://ctrlv.in/100497
(click pic)

Just sayin

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Serg Serg

In response to “Don't forget to legally change your name, so...

I don't get it...kill yourself faster?

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

I'd remember you if you killed yourself, Simon. Of course, with the eight weeks an average death takes to circulate from Australia to the Americas through the interblag, I might not even find out that you died soon enough to mourn you within the appropriate time frame.

... Email me at least eight weeks before hand, so the timing will be perfect.

+596123 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “I'd remember you if you killed yourself...

Simon's not here anymore... (cry2)

+18213 Reply

Sobriquet

In response to “I'd remember you if you killed yourself...

W-wait...did he...die? I'm not sure, I mean it might not have been 8 weeks yet...GUYS HELP

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swimlax swimlax

In response to “I'd remember you if you killed yourself...

No, his emails said nothing of the sort.

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Shadi Shadi

In response to “I'd remember you if you killed yourself...

Did...Did Simon ever really exist?

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thatguys thatguys

Brilliant.

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well

In response to “Brilliant.

Are you the Doctor? (goo)

+1651 Reply

MikkiMouse MikkiMouse

In response to “Are you the Doctor? (goo)

The doctor who?

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KirstenAnn KirstenAnn

and then get some of your acquaintances in on it so when your friends go around asking they're like 'Steve? Steve who? I don't know who that is.'

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I_Predict_A_Riot I_Predict_A_Riot

In response to “and then get some of your acquaintances in on...

Because if I told my my friends that I was going to commit suicide then they'd all be totally cool with it and go along with my trick.

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Clementines Clementines

In response to “Because if I told my my friends that I was...

hence acquaintances :P
but yeah I can see how that might be a bit of a problem.

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I_Predict_A_Riot I_Predict_A_Riot

In response to “and then get some of your acquaintances in on...

Hmmm....then don't actually kill yourself. Just move to a different country! :)

+10133 Reply

SuperSukh

You can't delete your amirite posts! But then again I guess that goes along with the hacking part.

+25283 Reply

StickCaveman StickCaveman

In response to “You can't delete your amirite posts! But then...

You can if you report it and ask them to take it down..

+7103 Reply

that_girl_js that_girl_js

In response to “You can't delete your amirite posts! But then...

Disabling your account deletes all your non-Anon posts and comments.

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Simon OP

In response to “Disabling your account deletes all your...

Haha... "non-Anon".

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StickCaveman StickCaveman

In response to “Haha... "non-Anon".

Lol yeah, that wording is awkward.

When I was banned, my Anon posts stayed, and a couple of them got homepaged - when my account was restored, I had a bunch of notifications.

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Simon OP

In response to “You can't delete your amirite posts! But then...

Yes you can if you deactivate your account.

+8102 Reply

Hectic_Glow Hectic_Glow

In response to “You can't delete your amirite posts! But then...

Mods can still see them.

+583 Reply

StickCaveman StickCaveman

In response to “You can't delete your amirite posts! But then...

Even if you deactivate your account you can still get POTD.

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SpearmintMilk SpearmintMilk

In response to “You can't delete your amirite posts! But then...

But the post will be shown as anonymous, @spearmint

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Anonymous

In response to “You can't delete your amirite posts! But then...

That's true, but sometimes the poster's name is mentioned in the comments like in this POTD.

Also mods can still see who made it (wink)

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SpearmintMilk SpearmintMilk

In response to “You can't delete your amirite posts! But then...

(Anonymous) That's only if you choose your posts to be shown as anonymous. Otherwise they disappear.

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Hectic_Glow Hectic_Glow

At least then you'll die knowing you were the best goddamn troll to ever grace this earth.

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AwkwardMoments1 AwkwardMoments1

Yes because most people who want to commit suicide feel like they have just fuckloads of friends who care about them.

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BetterThanEzra1119 BetterThanEzra1119

In response to “Yes because most people who want to commit...

Don't be so serious.

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aaaaaa

In response to “Yes because most people who want to commit...

We wrote that at the same time. It was meant for her.

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aaaaaa

In response to “Yes because most people who want to commit...

Yeah, I wasn't making a joke. Which doesn't really work when everyone else is making jokes...

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BetterThanEzra1119 BetterThanEzra1119

Funny you chose Steve...

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Mtrenchie Mtrenchie

In response to “Funny you chose Steve...

:P

I made this post in September, but I guess since it was homepaged yesterday, it is pretty funny now.

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Simon OP

In response to “Funny you chose Steve...

Why? (hmm)

+9123 Reply

Rainboots Rainboots

In response to “Funny you chose Steve...

I want to say it's a Blue's Clues reference.

+8113 Reply

_Jojo_ _Jojo_

In response to “Funny you chose Steve...

Steve Jobs perhaps? I was thinking the same thing.

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BonslyGuy BonslyGuy

1984 O.o

+18224 Reply

Treldman Treldman

In response to “1984 O.o

What?

+396 Reply

SuperSukh

In response to “1984 O.o

The novel by George Orwell.

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ActionMan

In response to “1984 O.o

I was thinking the same thing!
Because you don't exist in the present, you therefore have never existed.
Basically in the totalitarian society the government had the ability to wipe you off the face of the Earth. All records of you either destroyed or altered. You were vaporised.

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Anonymous

This reminds me of the ending of the novel How to Say Goodbye in Robot. The guy joined the yearbook staff just to make sure no one could find a single photo of him. It striked me as being seriously uncanny.

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Aliyah K.

In response to “This reminds me of the ending of the novel...

I read that book too. The ending really stuck with me.

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Idling_Rocket_Ship Idling_Rocket_Ship

In response to “http://ctrlv.in/100470

"After six years and over 100 shows, Burns departed Blue's Clues in 2002. His role in the show "was beginning to chafe" after five years and he left to pursue a music career"
(troll)

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theasexualsloth theasexualsloth

In response to “http://ctrlv.in/100470

His band isn't as terrible as I'd expected. Steve Burns and The Struggle, I believe.

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goodtime goodtime

I'd probably go searching for him then be like... "Man, this is like that post I read on that website I liked... It went like the person had to photosh-... OH I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD!"

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Skr3wBall Skr3wBall

Your friends would still have pictures of you

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Anonymous

This reminds me so strongly of Stalin's purges...

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B10ckH34d B10ckH34d

What about the pictures that your friends and family have of you in their house...?

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middleseis

I just made it +1000

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Anonymous

You can also go to the top of a large building, and stand right by the door, then run and jump, now, this allows you to miss hitting the building on the way down, and be sure to grab on to the power line, that will prevent you from feeling the ground as it smacks the life out of you!

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