The problem with naming a textbook 'Modern Biology', is that eventually that title is going to become false, amirite?

+413 The problem with naming a textbook 'Modern Biology', is that eventually that title is going to become false, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Agreed. Eventually, scientists will invent portable time machines for every household, and a student will go back in time while holding that textbook, which would then have to be titled "Futuristic Biology". It just doesn't work.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hence why they update their textbooks every year so they can keep charging $32042 per book

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's right and I'm no biologist, but if it's anything like art, isn't it just an era? Like modernism or modern art is actually an era a while ago? I dunno

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i have the text book modern chemistry.... :/ i hope we dont have to take classes as adults someday when they discover more things

by Anonymous 12 years ago