+105 You like your women like you like your milk: rich, white, and 2% fat, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like my men like I like my coffee; hot, black, and in a mug. ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

White?! You're so racist!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but chocolate milk and coffee milk are soooooooo good!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how can it be rich AND 2% fat?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I prefer mine ground up and in the fridge.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As the saying goes, "A good man is like a good cup of coffee: Rich, hot, and can keep you up all night long."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like whole milk. Lot's of Vitamin D.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All milk is fortified with the same amount of Vitamin D.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like my women like I like my milk: pasteurised.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

shes gonna have small tits though :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago