+1,333 Lord Voldemort uses Twitter but not Facebook because he only has followers, not friends. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think he is Tom Riddle on facebook.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lord Voldemort doesn't use anything because he's dead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He never existed

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Says Reality to Harry Potter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That was the point.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NO WAY.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Voldemort uses Google too, because the Dark Lord knows...He always knows...

by Anonymous 12 years ago