It's the 21st century, you'd think we'd have more advanced means of killing flies than just a hitting surface on the end of a stick, amirite?

Yeah, well, it's the 21st century and humans still believe in a deity that can see them every single second of the day and that has a list of 10 things you can't do which if you do, you go to for eternity to burn and be punished, but remember, He still loves you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's completely unrelated. Don't throw religion debates into everything,

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Amen!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's the 21st century and people still believe that the entire universe was created by itself, by accident. The sun's position is so perfect that if it were a bit closer to the earth we would burn; a bit farther, we would freeze. If atoms were slightly different, the world would implode on itself. But in the 21st century, people still believe that all of these completely perfect attributes came by complete luck. Call me crazy, but I'm going to believe in God.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are billions upon billions of planets; it's likely that at least one will have the perfect conditions for life. Oh, and where did God come from, then?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I don't really feel like continuing this, as it looks stupid having a religous debate on a post that doesn't even mention religion. I just put out the things that I believe make creationism more likely, that's all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's what annoys me the most about atheists, when you guys ask where did God come from. That is the point of a BELIEF. We don't know and we don't pretend to! We put our trust in God, and He shows us he is real through miracles in our lives. So PLEASE stop asking that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YOU ARE SO STUPID! The earth and our solar system wasn't made and put where they are specifically for us and every other living animal on earth, WE evolved to fit IT! Over billions of years our solar system, galaxy and universe was randomly created, because of unknown circumstances NO ONE can prove or disprove living creatures started popping up here on our own Earth, fast forward and bamm you find a shit load of creatures who adapted to survive on earth, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My proof that the universe wasn't created randomly was that Jesus showed up a couple centuries ago and did a bunch of magic shit, and told everybody the bible was right. What proof do you have the universe was made by random chance? Some smart guy guesses so?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oooookay people you can stop the debate now, we're supposed to be talking about killing flies with shotguns and lasers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like someone else said, we evolved to fit the conditions. We weren't always the way we are now, and we'll surely evolve into something else that fits future conditions. It's not that hard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

there's always neurotoxin

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, right? Or lasers!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the same thing happens to me when i use my tablet

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, right? Or lasers!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are these fly swatter things that electrocute the fly when you hit it. It's a bit scary actually...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I HAVE TWO OF THEM :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I saw them at a store once and I'll admit, I was kinda tempted to buy one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DO IT it makes a zappy noise when you get it but one time there was this immortal fly that WOULDNT DIE no matter how many times i zapped it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How strong is the shock it gives off?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

idk

i dont think it hurts people though

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good because if I get it, I'd probably end up accidentally hitting someone with it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/73620?promo=search Because I like my bugs like I like my parmesan: GRATED.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fly spray?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's the 21st century; you'd think we'd have learned to live and let live.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Flies regurgitate on whatever they land on and plan to eat, so when a fly lands on your food, you have throw up on it. You still want to let live?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well you could use a grenade, but i think that might be a tad overkill

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And this, my friend, is why we need laser guns.

by Anonymous 12 years ago