+342 The best girlfriend to have is sleep because you'd get some every night, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you'v got insomnia, then you're left wanting as usual.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or unless you're a college student...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or a student attending a decent NYC public school :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We've lived together for 17 years... I love you, sleep. :) ♥

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i'm gonna name my kid "sleep" & maybe then it'll get some every night

by Anonymous 12 years ago

POTD

by Anonymous 12 years ago