+82 Guys who masturbate so much that your masturbatory arm is more muscled than your other arm: You only carry your school books with your weaker arm with the hopes that that arm will get stronger and balance out with the other arm, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I only voted YYA because of your username.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The books didn't help with shit, so I decided that every day after school, I would go to the cattle ranch and repeatedly punch cows in the face in hopes of getting my left arm stronger. It didn't work, and I got arrested. I am typing this while inside an underground escape route leading to Mexico. Adios bitches!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is masturbatory even a word? Oh wow. That's not being underlined with the red spelling error line. Amirite says it's a word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like to think it's because it's my dominant arm. . . That's not why, is it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im gonna start using the word "masturbatory" in casual conversation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago