+392 Contrary to popular belief, the best part of waking up is dismissing your alarm and going back to sleep. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Snooze button ftw.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Definitely not folger's in your cup

by Anonymous 12 years ago

my mom is my alarm... SADLY I CAN'T DISMISS HER

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom was my alarm until I moved out for college because no matter how loud alarms are I just sleep through them. If I tried to dismiss her, she would get a washcloth and run it under cold water and attack me with it until I was up. It was terrible.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The best part of waking up? There is none.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The best part of waking up, is Satan in your cup!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah, none of that folgers crap

by Anonymous 12 years ago