+228 If all my friends jumped off a bridge, I would too - because they'd cushion my landing, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would always say to my mom, "Well, how high is the bridge? Is there water underneath? Am I bungee jumping or free falling? There are far too many variables here."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would jump with them because my friends aren't stupid. They're obviously jumping off a bridge to get away from something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Assuming you've got enough friends.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless they fall into lava or water. Then you're screwed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago