+151 You really get a good idea of a persons intelligence by the amount of times they push the pedestrian crossing button, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I push that fucking button a billion times because I am a paranoid psycho. What does that tell you about my intelligence?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But really the button is just a placebo. Just another sign that you CANT TRUST THE SYSTEM

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The other day while walking, I pushed the button and the crosswalk symbol thing immediately changed. This happened twice. I never thought they actually worked, but I am now a believer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, not to burst your bubble, but 99% don't do anythingg. Unless you're the 1%. In that case, FUCK YOU FOR STEALING FROM AMERICA YOU CORPORATE BAILOUT FAT CAT

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Youre just jealous that the buttons like me better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*sniff*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was one crosswalk I used to use that would literally never change unless you pushed the button. The side street for the traffic light was so little, no cars every came out. But there was a pedestrian crosswalk. It would change as soon as you hit the button and last just long enough for you to cross the street.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's nice :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah, you can be smart and impatient.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't push the button at all. I must be brilliant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At the end of the day... bitches love buttons.

by Anonymous 12 years ago