+290 No matter what the situation might be, you would never consider resolving an issue by kicking a penguin in the groin. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good thing too

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would if the situation was that I was about to get raped by a penguin. ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if the situation was that you had to kick a penguin in the penis or you would die?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are saying you'd rather a penguin die so you may live? YA SICK FREAK! That's exaggerating, but you could be more noble. Then again, I don't wanna pressure you into doing nothing. You are my sweet little angel. goo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm so confused.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I question the logic of the 6 people who voted this down...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I question the logic of you questioning their logic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if the penguin had a bomb inside its groin and the only way to defuse it was to kick it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe you were having a simple debate with your friends over whether or not a swift kick to the groin would cripple a male penguin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago