+1,337 Only people with shitty video cameras and shaky hands can see UFOs, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm gonna be real honest, if I saw a UFO I don't know how fucking steady my hands would be either.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I saw Urban Dictionary's #2 definition of a UFO, I KNOW i'd have unsteady hands O.O http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=U.F.O.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Can I land my UFO in your area 51Favvkes?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

Aw your pussy cat matches your hair I like.. I also like how you are playing hard to get.. You will be mine even if it is in my dreams lol

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's usually out of focus too haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like laughing at the end of my un-punctuated sentences too haha

by Anonymous 11 years ago

More power to you then haha

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And they're usually rednecks

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And it's never an intellectual person with a job and good credit.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/77603

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I legitimately saw a quote in the newspaper that said "I saw two lights in the sky. One of them was red and kept blinking. It was definitely a UFO". I've seen the same thing. I usually call it a helicopter.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

One time I saw these light patterns in the sky coming form some place on the way home. I got a video of it. Pretty weird7_7

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Following up, I think it was on my sister's phone but it broke so now I look crazy...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Don't forget stretchy buttholes

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know you all probably think OP is awesome for getting another POTD but I have it on good authority that he SUPPORTS Joseph Kony and sent him donations in 2009, 2010, and 2011. So think twice before you vote YYA on this

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm almost positive this is a joke. I just don't get it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/77628

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Then, they move on to bigger and better things... Like filming the Hunger Games!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's because everyone who has actually seen an alien had their memories erased wary Oh and they were anally probed for "research." Those extraterrestrials sure are kinky jolly

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Whatever you say Genitals.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Matt Bellamy has something to say about this.

by Anonymous 11 years ago