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Only people with shitty video cameras and shaky hands can see UFOs, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm gonna be real honest, if I saw a UFO I don't know how fucking steady my hands would be either.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If I saw Urban Dictionary's #2 definition of a UFO, I KNOW i'd have unsteady hands O.O
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=U.F.O.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Can I land my UFO in your area 51Favvkes?
by Anonymous11 years ago
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by Anonymous11 years ago
Aw your pussy cat matches your hair I like.. I also like how you are playing hard to get.. You will be mine even if it is in my dreams lol
by Anonymous11 years ago
It's usually out of focus too haha
by Anonymous12 years ago
I like laughing at the end of my un-punctuated sentences too haha
by Anonymous11 years ago
More power to you then haha
by Anonymous11 years ago
And they're usually rednecks
by Anonymous11 years ago
And it's never an intellectual person with a job and good credit.
by Anonymous11 years ago
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by Anonymous11 years ago
I legitimately saw a quote in the newspaper that said "I saw two lights in the sky. One of them was red and kept blinking. It was definitely a UFO". I've seen the same thing. I usually call it a helicopter.
by Anonymous11 years ago
One time I saw these light patterns in the sky coming form some place on the way home. I got a video of it. Pretty weird7_7
by Anonymous11 years ago
Following up, I think it was on my sister's phone but it broke so now I look crazy...
by Anonymous11 years ago
Don't forget stretchy buttholes
by Anonymous11 years ago
I know you all probably think OP is awesome for getting another POTD but I have it on good authority that he SUPPORTS Joseph Kony and sent him donations in 2009, 2010, and 2011. So think twice before you vote YYA on this
by Anonymous11 years ago
I'm almost positive this is a joke. I just don't get it.
by Anonymous11 years ago
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by Anonymous11 years ago
Then, they move on to bigger and better things... Like filming the Hunger Games!
by Anonymous11 years ago
That's because everyone who has actually seen an alien had their memories erased
Oh and they were anally probed for "research." Those extraterrestrials sure are kinky
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