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  • Topics:Fun / JokesMusicApple
  • Featured on the home page on Nov 4th 2011
  • Post Of The Day on Dec 4th 2011

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It's weird how Apple claims 8 gigs is enough for about 2000 songs. If you played 250 songs at a gig, the crowd would leave, amirite?

Top Comment

So I go to a concert of my favorite band, and the singer says,
"We're have 250 songs to play, and we're really **** gonna this time. You'd better take a piss, it'll be a long night!"
I would not leave.

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Ram27 Ram27

Comments

Isn't it a little too soon, after Steve Jobs' death to be making jokes about it...

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Anonymous

In response to “Isn't it a little too soon, after Steve Jobs'...

No.

And I believe you are looking for this post: http://amirite.net/657045

+297 Reply

Rocky Rocky OP

In response to “Isn't it a little too soon, after Steve Jobs'...

How is this making fun of Steve Jobs at all? :S

+39467 Reply

LordTrolldemort LordTrolldemort

In response to “How is this making fun of Steve Jobs at all? :S

It's a hidden message. If you scramble the letters, add a few, and get rid of some, it says:
"Steve Jobs probably raped little children, amirite?"

And I agree Rocky, you are cruel.

+170172261 Reply

DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “Isn't it a little too soon, after Steve Jobs'...

Not only is this irrelevant, but you also inserted a completely unneeded comma.

People these days.. (ono)

+41171 Reply

Boufaka Boufaka

So I go to a concert of my favorite band, and the singer says,
"We're have 250 songs to play, and we're really **** gonna this time. You'd better take a piss, it'll be a long night!"
I would not leave.

+414981 Reply

Ram27 Ram27

In response to “So I go to a concert of my favorite band, and...

Shh, it's a joke.

+112211 Reply

Rocky Rocky OP

In response to “So I go to a concert of my favorite band, and...

That's over 16 hours of concert. I wouldn't want to leave either, but about 6 or 7 hours in I'm done.

+2525 Reply

SkylarOctavious SkylarOctavious

In response to “So I go to a concert of my favorite band, and...

If the concert was one huge mosh pit, it would soon end up being one huge pit of dead bodies.

+13131 Reply

Boufaka Boufaka

In response to “If the concert was one huge mosh pit, it...

It would be awkward to be the last one standing.
Like. Yyeeahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Wait what **** is wrong with everybody? This. Is. Awesome!!!!!!

+12121 Reply

Nobody left but me

I literally cried myself to sleep after reading this. Nice work, Rocky.

+1717 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “I literally cried myself to sleep after...

You comment in your sleep?

+30302 Reply

FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “You comment in your sleep?

Sleep-typing is quite a common occurrence. People who can touch-type are able to do it a lot better, although it is involuntary. More on the matter is found at http://w.a.t

+561 Reply

Socially Awesome

In response to “You comment in your sleep?

Sorry for not responding sooner. Narcolepsy.

+991 Reply

Shadi Shadi

Rocky POTD again. I think Rocky doesn't exist and this is Anthony's puppet account (d)

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “Rocky POTD again. I think Rocky doesn't exist...

What's wrong with Rocky getting the POTD? He makes good posts.

+24273 Reply

Socially Awesome

In response to “What's wrong with Rocky getting the POTD? He...

i like Rocky posts, don't get me wrong. I'm just jellin.

+484 Reply

Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “i like Rocky posts, don't get me wrong. I'm...

You've had two POTDs, don't be jellin. For jealousy is the undoing of man and it's worthly wurfy... something or other...

+1616 Reply

Socially Awesome

In response to “easy for you to...

Actually, it's not Rocky. It's someone else... and it's not Chauncy.

+11121 Reply

Socially Awesome

In response to “Actually, it's not Rocky. It's someone...

you can't fool ME, Rocky! http://ctrlv.in/49543

+7103 Reply

Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “Rocky POTD again. I think Rocky doesn't exist...

I can see you're trying to be funny but it's really not working.

+344068 Reply

AntiJokeChicken AntiJokeChicken

In response to “http://ctrlv.in/49556

Yeah, I think you should just stop.

+313546 Reply

AntiJokeChicken AntiJokeChicken

In response to “http://ctrlv.in/49562

Mmm, okay then.

+693 Reply

AntiJokeChicken AntiJokeChicken

In response to “http://ctrlv.in/49562

There's really no getting around the cat lady :-/

+77 Reply

theinfinitecoder theinfinitecoder

In response to “I can see you're trying to be funny but it's...

It's called a POTD ****.

+9101 Reply

Montana Montana

In response to “I can see you're trying to be funny but it's...

favvkes used to be funny, but then she took an arrow to the knee.

+20205 Reply

Delightful_Dolphin Delightful_Dolphin

In response to “favvkes used to be funny, but then she took...

I love you for that.

+22 Reply

Shun Shun

In response to “favvkes used to be funny, but then she took...

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll

+2311 Reply

OnePenguin OnePenguin

In response to “Rocky POTD again. I think Rocky doesn't exist...

Your logic here is far from truth...

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Sun Sun

Assuming the average song is about 4 minutes.

That would be 1,000 minutes of songs... nearly 17 hours of songs.

You'd have to be insanely hardcore to make it through that.

+1111 Reply

Whacka Whacka

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xLz54rWO2xM

Let's just hope the majority of their songs sound like this.

+20208 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “Or like this...

Or like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avzrAvkZG3U

trolol

+11 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Or like this:...

let's hope they're not like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5PiXt6INSM

+661 Reply

MikesCleverUsername

In response to “http://youtube.com/watch?v=xLz54rWO2xM Let's...

i love this comment so much i want to marry it. and honeymoon in Cuba. and make little black babies that run around smoking cigars. (troll)

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “i love this comment so much i want to marry...

Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with you.

+484916 Reply

Rocky Rocky OP

In response to “Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with you.

Hey, if she honeymoons in Cuba, she'll be stuck there. FOREVER.

+132 Reply

MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

Woodstock: Round 2

+20201 Reply

Shugah Shugah

In response to “This post reminds me of...

Wow. I thought I was the only one who went on that. :3

+88 Reply

boxtop

In response to “Wow. I thought I was the only one who went on...

Nope, I check that website every day! It's the reason I never want to go into customer service or *especially* tech support. Also I tip my waitors a buttload of money, now . . .

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AwkwardMoments1 AwkwardMoments1

In response to “This post reminds me of...

That was me (d)

0 Reply

Clueless

I'm sure many people left woodstock

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DarthJader DarthJader

Pretty lame

-1342 Reply

Anonymous

Wack potd.

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Velociraptor Velociraptor

In response to “Wack potd.

I'm ready for a hardy laugh myself. Guess I'll have to browse old post, and hope for the best.

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RIA

In response to “Wack potd.

Sorry I don't meet your high standards, sir.

+9123 Reply

Rocky Rocky OP

In response to “Sorry I don't meet your high standards, sir.

There's no need for an apology. You werent the one who made this post POTD, or was it?

-111 Reply

Velociraptor Velociraptor

In response to “There's no need for an apology. You werent...

Well, no, mods can't. But I still made the post in the first place :(

-11 Reply

Rocky Rocky OP

Oh, you know there'd still be that one guy who stays for the entire show.

+2525 Reply

Sobriquet

I wish iPod batteries lasted long enough to actually get through at least a quarter of the songs they can hold.

+1919 Reply

Anon

In response to “I wish iPod batteries lasted long enough to...

WELL WE ALL WISH FOR SOMETHING.
(troll)

+341 Reply

Clementines Clementines

In response to “WELL WE ALL WISH FOR SOMETHING. (troll)

While shitting in the other hand...

Just to see which one fills faster.

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Anonymous

In response to “While shitting in the other hand... Just to...

I think you meant:
"Shit in one hand and hope in the other. See which one fills up first"

+11 Reply

CarolineGustin CarolineGustin

In response to “I think you meant: "Shit in one hand and...

Want, wish, hope, they all work.

0 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Want, wish, hope, they all work.

I wasn't concerned with the options for that word. I was commenting with the phrase I think Anonymous was going for, despite English not being their first language (or so it seems).

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CarolineGustin CarolineGustin

In response to “I wasn't concerned with the options for that...

English is my only language.

Clementines said we all want something.. My grandfather used to always tell me that if I want in one hand and shit in the other... I was trying to point it out here.

"we all wish for something"
"while we shit in the other hand to see which fills faster."

Making sense now?

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Anonymous

In response to “English is my only language. Clementines...

I had no problem understanding what you were going for. The way you phrased it just made little sense to me.

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CarolineGustin CarolineGustin

In response to “I had no problem understanding what you were...

Read clementines comment, then mine.

Tell me if that helps.

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Anonymous

In response to “Read clementines comment, then mine. Tell...

I said "made" not "makes"

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CarolineGustin CarolineGustin

In response to “I said "made" not "makes"

YOU'RE SUCH A TOUGH **** TO PLEASE.

:|

+44 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “I wish iPod batteries lasted long enough to...

What's that?
I can't here you over my Android running 3 OSs at the same time, while it's charging and using ten batteries made of recarbonized glass, building an open-source foam model of a jaguar, developing intelligence to develop another OS and license it to Microsoft, and downloading ** while using a ** font.

+7811 Reply

Ram27 Ram27

Not only would the fans leave, I'm pretty sure the performers would collapse at some point.

+23231 Reply

ToastedStew ToastedStew

In response to “Not only would the fans leave, I'm pretty...

Who has 8 gigs of music from only one band?

How illogical.

+451 Reply

Anonymous

And that doesn't even include the track information and the album art.

"Okay, guys. Thanks for coming to see our gig at the Hard Rock Cafe. This is what our album cover looks like. Our first song is called this. It's the fourth of the thirteen tracks on this album. On a sidenote, this song was downloaded thanks to LIMEWIRE!!!"

+22 Reply

Shadi Shadi

Are comments on POTD always this ridiculous?

+33 Reply

Keith_Stone Keith_Stone

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