Carbon is the sluttiest element not only because it can make so many bonds at once, but because it's always dating different things... amirite?

+262 Carbon is the sluttiest element not only because it can make so many bonds at once, but because it's always dating different things... amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hydrogen is the second sluttiest, because it will pretty much bond with anything whenever it's free. I think that's why humans like to burn hydrocarbons; we've all been betrayed by one so we kill them with fire.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And carbon will bond to itself... What a whore.

by Anonymous 12 years ago