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You should put all your single socks on match.com, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ok fillwerrel. -_-
by Anonymous12 years ago
"i went on a date with a colorful sock the other day. He was just too spontaneous for me."
by Anonymous12 years ago
I hate to break it to you, honey, but he was probably kicking for the other team.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No
by Anonymous12 years ago
There's a button for that
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah but that's too mainstream.
by Anonymous12 years ago
^^Biggest hipster of all time. He liked the universe before it was cool.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Lucifer was the biggest hipster of all time, he hated humans before it was cool
by Anonymous12 years ago
Bender was a wanna-be, he hated humans thousands of years later.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Haters gonna hate...
by Anonymous12 years ago
It would be awkward for prejudice socks though. Imagin telling a tube sock you only date ankle socks.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Hey uhhh.. On your profile you looked a lot different.."
by Anonymous12 years ago
"I'm the one on the left."
"Oh. Who's your friend on the right?"
"My mother, you bastard."
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Oh damn.. What a MSILF."
"The fuck dude, that's my mom!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Looks like a washcloth, but pleases like a puppet. May have light to moderate semen stains.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"My last owner made me swallow. He never left a mess"
by Anonymous12 years ago
A sock is an item of clothing worn on the feet. The foot is among the heaviest producers of sweat in the body, as it is able to produce over 1 US pint (0.47 l) of perspiration per day.Socks help to absorb this sweat and draw it to areas where air can evaporate the perspiration. In cold environments, socks decrease the risk of frostbite. Its name is derived from the loose-fitting slipper, called a soccus in Latin, worn by Roman comic actors.
The earliest known surviving pair of cloth socks. Dating from 300-500AD these were excavated from Oxyrhynchus on the Nile in Egypt. The split toes were designed for use with sandals. On display in the Victoria and Albert museum, reference 2085&A-1900.
12th-century cotton sock, found in Egypt. The knitter of this sock started work at the toe and then worked up towards the leg. The heel was made last and then attached to loops formed while knitting the leg. This practice allowed the heel to be easily replaced when it wore out.
Socks have evolved over the centuries from the earliest models which were made from animal skins gathered up and tied around the ankles.
by Anonymous12 years ago
In human-computer interaction, cut and paste and copy and paste are related commands that offer a user-interface interaction technique for transferring text, data, files or objects from a source to a destination. Most ubiquitously, users require the ability to cut and paste sections of plain text. The cut command removes the selected data from its original position, while the copy command creates a duplicate; in both cases the selected data is placed in a clipboard. The data in the clipboard is later inserted in the position where the paste command is issued.
Computer-based editing can involve very frequent use of cut-and-paste operations. Most software-suppliers provide several methods for performing such tasks, and this can involve (for example) key-combinations, pulldown menus, pop-up menus, or toolbar buttons.
See, I can do it too.
by Anonymous12 years ago
A comment is generally a verbal or written remark often related to an added piece of information, or an observation or statement. These are usually marked with an abbreviation, such as "obs." or "N.B.". The term "comment" may have different meanings depending on specific fields of usage.
we should make a copy-paste club
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is amirite, not Wikipedia.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh man! Nothing gets by you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cool story, bro
by Anonymous12 years ago
tl;dr
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Grey knee-high. Catholic school student. Partner lost in gym locker. Likes mono-chromatic socks. "
"Grey knee-high. Catholic school student. Partner lost in gym locker. Likes monochromatic socks."
OMG I FOUND YOU, MY SOUL MATE!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nope, the other sock doesn't have a dash between mono and chromatic. It's not meant to be.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Just because they aren't the same doesn't mean they aren't soulmates.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Technically, all socks are solemates..
by Anonymous12 years ago
But what if they're homosocksual?
by Anonymous12 years ago
My friend's way too socksy to homosocksual
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm socksy and I know it
by Anonymous12 years ago
Surprise BUTTSOCKS!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
My socks already get enough action.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Once you go black, you never go back ...unless you get bleached
by Anonymous12 years ago
Some of my socks like being single and living up the bachelors life. I hear them chatting up all the new ladies that get put into the washing basket. Some socks just aren't meant to be tied down.
by Anonymous12 years ago
eharmony results in more marriages.
by Anonymous12 years ago
All these comments...could you all just put a sock in it?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Who would want to marry a sock?
by Anonymous12 years ago
A sock.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I will be sad if after today, no one makes a legit profile for one of their unmatched socks on match.com....
by Anonymous12 years ago
"10 year old Christmas stocking. Another was never made; forever alone. Into any sock that comes along."
by Anonymous12 years ago
hello there http://ctrlv.in/51280
by Anonymous12 years ago
I've seen this online before -.-
by Anonymous12 years ago
These are the funniest comments I've read on the POTD in a while.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Tell your socks to avoid fap socks. They're just used-up cum dumpsters.
by Anonymous12 years ago
match.com: making the world a happier place two socks at a time
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