Whenever someone's talking to you and you don't really want to talk with them just stare right above their head. Eventually they'll turn around and ask what your staring at. Now you hit them across the head with the pole you've been reaching for behind your back. Problem...

+429 Whenever someone's talking to you and you don't really want to talk with them just stare right above their head. Eventually they'll turn around and ask what your staring at. Now you hit them across the head with the pole you've been reaching for behind your back. Problem solved, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

abort zoidberg problem solved

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why the fuck is this tagged under abortion and zoidberg?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the simple fact of the matter is you would be better off with a hammer in your belt. that way, you can swing faster and harder, and you can carry it with you. plus, the end that is sharp is great for eyes!

by Anonymous 12 years ago