And then one day you come home to find everything valuable in your house missing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But atleast you have your house key. :D look on the positive side.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

TROLOLOLOL

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Woah! I never thought of this! Thanks!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

then they'll come rape you with your keys

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Does nobody get that this is a joke? Jesus, I thought the amirite community was intelligent.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thanks

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey you never know AppAwesome might be stupid enough to believe it's a good idea, the post sounded pretty serious to me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When you honestly can't tell if they're joking or not, they've mastered the art of trolling.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's trolling.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sowee young grasshoppa but you have failed at dee aut uf trolling peaz chy again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was new at this Internet shit ok! I didn't know :(

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hahahaha I love this post. You guys, this is why we need a sarcasm font.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or, heck, just use the "Jokes" group tag. Apparently very few people around here understand sarcasm, but at least they might understand humor when it's advertised as such.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys. Seriously. CHILL. It's obviously a joke. Stop freaking out, obviously no one is that dumb. Stop taking everything so seriously. The OP wasn't being serious when he made this post. It was a joke, or maybe a troll post. He purposefully said something stupid to arouse a reaction from all of you. And that's precisely how you all responded. Seriously, you guys are painfully predictable. That's exactly how the OP wanted you to react. And you fell for it. Completely. You didn't even realize that it was just a joke. But you need to realize that it was just a joke. This post wasn't trying to be serious at all. Do you guys seriously not realize that he was being sarcastic the entire time? You all need to learn how to recognize a troll post. Because this a troll post, and you all pathetically fell for it, not even realizing that it wasn't ever supposed to be a serious post. If you knew how to recognize troll posts, you would have realized all along that the OP was clearly not being serious at all when he was making this post. Then you wouldn't have responded so seriously, thinking that the OP was actually suggesting that we put our addresses on our keys. Seriously, lighten the fuck up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And you obviously haven't realized that all of these comments are jokes and not to be taken seriously

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jesus fucking Christ you are long winded.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What an unnecessarily long comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

tl;dr

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whether he was serious or not doesn't matter, he wanted an opinion (that's what the site is for) and I gave him mine. NO WAY funny post still bad idea

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude, seriously. CHILL.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seriously. CHILL.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story, bro.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LOL@serious comments. Idk if they took the post seriously, or if they were joking.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Omg guise itz a joke lol CHILL ha noone gets it SARCASM, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bitches be trolling.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How many more comments about trolling and sarcasm do we need here? Seriously, shut the fuck up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How many more comments until someone says something about how this was stolen?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmmm... Sounds legit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago