+412 How do you make a lightning bug happy? Cut off his butt. He'll be de-lighted. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

soooooo true (: #teamcutofflightningbugsbuttswag fuck the haters

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU CAN'T TUNE A FISH!!!! (tuna fish)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...to get to the other side?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He will maybe be delighted, yes ... But not happy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago