You never put your ceiling fan on the fastest speed because you're afraid it will spin off the ceiling and chopped your head off. Amirite?

Haha my boyfriend was just saying my room was hot and when I turned my fan on high I thought of that! I was gonna post what yiu said...then I saw this :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah something like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"it will... and chopped"? Do you not know grammar at all? Stay with future tense and don't randomly switch to past when you're referring to something hypothetical.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's called a mistake... But isn't weird how everyone else seemed to understand that? What are you, an English teacher?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you mean everyone else? I obviously understood it, since I corrected it to what you meant. I'm just a grammar nazi is all. Sorry, I don't control it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

S/he are the future, imagine a worlds with perfect grammar. A world were no one ever makes grammatical error, a, world, where language rules all and if you're caught breaking it, then it, is your neck that is broken. Till then I was am going to fuck around as much as we can@

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But what if his hypothetical situation is a time traveler?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it doesn't matter what the hypothetical situation is, since "hypothetical" itself means in the possible //future// and therefore WILL need to be in the future IF IT WILL BE USED.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if the future is in the past? At the moment this post was made?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The future will always be future, especially if it's the potential future that can never even happen, but MIGHT. Give me an example of the future that would be in the past, would you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For the Grammar Nazi you claim to be, you keep misspelling 'futer'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

By the way, I'm a girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's especially freaky when you can see the fan wiggling because the speed that it's going at.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is probably the stupidest fear I've ever heard, it's even worse than that time I realized people were afraid of air.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First of all, stupidest is not a word. Second, air can kill you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nacklefoodle isn't a word. Second, so can I.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

KickAss isn't a word either; names needn't be words because that's silly. Most names in the fucking world aren't words. And yeah, that's a good reason for why it's normal for people to be scared of you. You agreed with my point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No... I disproved your point, because nobody is afraid of me... even though I can kill air and you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, some people are afraid of you. People like ones afraid of air are also afraid of strangers, to which you //are// one. Of course maybe you haven't met them yet, or maybe you have but they haven't told you, but in any case there ARE paranoid people who are very scared of the fact that any human can kill them, especially a stranger. Alike, air can also kill them. And the sun. And the earth. And water. Etc, etc, etc. And lol how can you kill air?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope, I took a survey of everyone in the planet (dead or otherwise) and they all answered that they are actually NOT afraid of me, due to my ability to kill air. It's not easy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm afraid of you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope, you're actually not, when I asked you in real life, you said no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was lying because I was so scared.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I had a mind reader/fear sensor thingy machiger in my pocket and it sensed no lie or fear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I see. Then it was't me, it was someone else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You had to be one person or the other, because I interviewed everyone. Period.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, well, I wasn't scared of you THEN, but I sure am intimidated now that I know your giant powers and devices and whatnot. So, I'm scared of you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm still using my fear/lie detector and it says you're lying, but you're not scared.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, you can't use that on such a big distance. I would know, I made that device. And I see you being in another city from me. I KNOW.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Welp, then there's no reason for you to be scared.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I´m permanently scared of you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is it stupid? The spinner things on my fan actually did that( I mean they didn't chop my head off) but they did fly off the fan and break my windiw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where did you buy that thing? That can't be safe to use in a house... people can sue for that kinda stuff. No manufacturer should sell a defective fan, it's dangerous. On that note, I thought this was stupid, because manufacturers don't make fans to kill people, so it should be safe at top speed, if you're not fucking around

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess it was just an old fan, it was there when we bought the hiuse

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should have probably gotten an inspection before buying that... besides for the most part you should be able to use your logic to tell if it can stand to be spinning at top speed or not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't own a ceiling fan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend told me something similar to that. She said, " I don't sleep with the fan on because then it could spin so it falls out from the ceiling and lands on top of me and kills me in my sleep."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One time my friend had her fan on high and the glass orb over the light flew off and shattered. There are multiple ways to die if you have your fan on high.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Once when I was little and my sister and I still shared a room, the petals on our ceiling fan fell off in the middle of the night and flew all over the room, slamming into the walls. We've both been scared to put our ceiling fans on high ever since.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is EXACTLY why I never put my fan on high.

by Anonymous 13 years ago