+451 You wish getting a job was as easy as picking up the newspaper and choosing one and a car comes out of nowhere and gets you like on sims, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd have ten thousand jobs...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd donate my body to science, then learn how to grow plants and play chess, and eventually become a mad scientist. Perfect logic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You seem to have left out veterinarian training..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FUCK EDUCATION I'M A SIM

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Right, I forgot. Please forgive me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Although, a squirrel/Venus fly trap hybrid would be pretty nice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And dating. Are you single? ...yes Flirt Flirt Flirt Flirt Hug Hug Propose engagement Propose marriage.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The carpool waits an hour for you and then you get MINIMUM 90 simoleons a day

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can show up more than halfway through the work day, every day, and never get fired for it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And to get a huge promotion... just paint a picture and talk to yourself in a mirror for five hours,

by Anonymous 12 years ago