If you became a movie critic, and be able to see a movie before it comes out, you would then go to the movie during its premiere, and laugh a second before a joke is said, to seem like you are a psychic, amirite?

+312 If you became a movie critic, and be able to see a movie before it comes out, you would then go to the movie during its premiere, and laugh a second before a joke is said, to seem like you are a psychic, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Halfway through the movie it would be like You: Haha Guy in front of you: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAT-FACED DOUCHEBAG

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only people would might know you're a critic, not psychic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*woodmite

by Anonymous 13 years ago

to me:

to you:

by Anonymous 13 years ago