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Sodium and chlorine are going out now, how ionic! amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
This piece of gossip is a little salty.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Na.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I hate science! It can kiss my arsenic sulfide.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hey that's mine! I spent like all of chemistry class thinking of that!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was just about to say that! I spent a period of chemistry class making bad words out of the elements and Arsenic Sulfur was my favorite.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Somebody already said that sir.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I would also make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Including that one.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dogs can only know one element Rf..........
by Anonymous12 years ago
People who make chemistry jokes are such arsenic sulfide.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You stole this!! Somebody call the Polonium-Polonium!
by Anonymous12 years ago
A post of the day with less than 30 votes on it? STOP GIVING ANTHONY BJS
by Anonymous12 years ago
I HPed it. Common achievement!
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's still not on the homepage lmao.
by Anonymous12 years ago
At least it's not about loving someone you never met before... She had to have done waayyy more than a bj.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Gotta love science jokes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How am I supposed to enjoy my day without hearing about dead babies or sex?
This POTD is blasphemous.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How am I supposed to enjoy my day without hearing a completely unrelated comment that makes absolutely zero sense?
by Anonymous12 years ago
My alopecia! AAAAH!
... What were you saying?
by Anonymous12 years ago
For a while there, all POTDs seemed to be about either abortion or sexual things.. It's completely relevant to anyone who paid attention to POTD.
by Anonymous12 years ago
inb4 nacklefoodle with irony rant
by Anonymous12 years ago
inb4 fawwkes uses the emoticon.
OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.
I bet you love this too:
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by Anonymous12 years ago
http://ctrlv.in/49320
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2uQ76qrlK78
by Anonymous12 years ago
as xenon TV
by Anonymous12 years ago
I love when I form a bond with that special someone.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nobody will bond with me... :'(
by Anonymous12 years ago
I bond with everyone.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Fuck you alkali metal.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Isn't hydrogen usually not considered an alkali metal?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, she hooks up with carbon WAY too much.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I am not seeing the relevance of your comment to mine, besides that they both mention hydrogen.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I could very well be wrong, but I think it's because alkali metals like to bond mainly with halogens, while hydrogen is off filling up carbon's electron shell, but I have no idea if this is the reason hydrogen's not an alkali metal.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hydrogen bonds with halogens as well, it just has a higher electronegativity than most alkali metals and a negative ionic form. I think it isn't typically called an alkali metal because it has very few of the properties most alkali metals have.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Like being a metal?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's a big one :P
by Anonymous12 years ago
Fuck you dog that practices a religion.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're not the only one to do that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's one of the key elements of a relationship.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's like RADIUM, IODINE, and NITROGEN on your wedding day!
by Anonymous12 years ago
chauncy! that was clever!
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://ctrlv.in/49323
Holy crap this picture has transparencies!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Could you explain?
by Anonymous12 years ago
There's a song called Ironic and the chemical symbols for the elements he listed spell out rain and one of the lyrics is "its rain on your wedding day'
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc
by Anonymous12 years ago
The ironic thing about that song is that everything she says is ironic is actually not irony.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not available on mobile! *gasp*
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's also ionic that both of them are Holmium Einsteinium. ;D
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh crap. Chemistry. A subject that I know nothing about. I guess the only thing to say here is "penis". Penis.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I demand a follow-up!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I believe you mean
P3NIS. (phosphorus [3] Nitrogen Iodine Sulfur)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not that you care but I'm going to tell you anyway. The reason I don't know any chemistry is because I had a teacher who never taught me anything. I once went to class and fell asleep to the start of the period, and when I woke up only to find that we had taken a test. When I confronted him about it, he said "No worries Skylar, I'll handle it." He gave me a 89 on that test, and thats basically how the whole year went.
In the world of teachers, he was the bum of them all. Really cool guy though. So yup thats my story.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Good to know.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cool story bro.
by Anonymous12 years ago
inb4 100 Yeah You Ares
by Anonymous12 years ago
FOR ANYONE THAT FEELS LOST WITH ALL THE NERD JOKES ON HERE.
http://ctrlv.in/49324
by Anonymous12 years ago
I really wanted to contribute to these chemistry jokes, but all the good jokes argon:(
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is painful...
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're just slow.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What do you get when you mix sodium hydroxide and carbon sulfate? NaCHOS! kinda...
by Anonymous12 years ago
That is not ionic. Chlorine is an atom or a molecule, not an ion, but sodium can refer to both. Chloride refers to the ion of chloride with charge of -1. It would be more ionic if sodium went out with chloride, especially since then there would be no confusion as to whether you would have to give extra electrons to form sodium chloride. The chloride does not bean 'chlorine-ified' sodium.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sodium (element) loses an electron, which is given to chlorine, forming chloride and thus a bond. It's sodium+chlorine, not sodium+chloride.
by Anonymous12 years ago
In that case, they remain atoms until marriage, when they then become ions. not during going out.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It is too.
Sodium and chlorine lock eyes from across the dance floor. Then, because of its higher electronegativity, chlorine steals one of sodiums electrons turning itself into chloride. One thing leads to another, electronic forces to their thing, and boom, they're a couple.
How ionic!
(Yeah I know it doesn't work like that, chlorine's a BRINClHOF, blah blah blah. But then the joke doesn't work, and jokes are way more important then chemistry will ever be)
by Anonymous12 years ago
In that case, they remain atoms until marriage, after which they become ions. not during going out.
by Anonymous12 years ago
ITS A JOKE!
by Anonymous12 years ago
They can become ions whenever they damn well please!
So umm, poptarts don't have salt! Explain that science nerds..
by Anonymous12 years ago
They probably do, actually.
http://www2.kelloggs.com/ProductDetail.aspx?id=433
by Anonymous12 years ago
That was good
by Anonymous12 years ago
I can't think of any good science Plutonium-Nitrogen-Sulfer...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Eh, I can see this relationship dissolving. They don't really have a strong base here, and though it might be a rumour, I've heard that Chlorine would leave Sodium for Calcium if he makes a move.
by Anonymous12 years ago
POTD and homepaged? What is going on here?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh someone feels cool because they actually learned something in chemistry...too many jokes about chemistry on here...
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