Drive slow and enjoy the scenery . Drive fast and join the scenery, amirite?

futer POTD!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

looks like we got Nostradamus up in this bitch

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like this happens a lot. Excuse me while I go reply anonymously to all of my posts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nice ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Psychic... Or from the futer. Either way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

slowly* quickly*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought drive was acting as a linking verb here, therefore linking the adjectives "slow" and "fast" to the understood subject "you". Regardless, there is no need to correct "fast" as it also serves as an adverb.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You mean like "You drive slow"? I still don't think that is very correct. It should be you drive slowly. But it really doesn't matter. Grammar is relative.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was thinking "You drive while being slow." And grammar really shouldn't be considered relative. Many things can be relative, but grammar is an objective element. Grammar is built on logic, not on interpretation. At most, grammar depends on the native language, but otherwise, I disagree with your closing statement.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is no "right" way of speaking. There are just different dialects and some are more commonly accepted. It's not based on logic. It's based on popularity. In English, there is no Language God who decides what is right and wrong. Language is constantly changing and evolving and no rules are set in stone. In the US, "Correct" English (if you believe in such a thing) is a dialect of English called American Standard English, which is made up of a hodgepodge of rules and spelling from many different languages and changes year. There are lots of other dialects of English which use alternate grammar rules which aren't bad, they're just different. List of alternate ways of speaking English that are not American Standard English: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dialects_of_the_English_language

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait, so first "I still don't think that is very correct. It should be you drive slowly." Now "There is no "right" way of speaking"?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drive medium speed and get to your destination on time and with no damage to you or other drivers on the road.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But where's the fun in arriving safely and on time when you could smash into a tree instead?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless someone else is speeding and runs a red light and T-bones you at 60mph... Then your bike is wrecked and you're lucky you're ok but this bitch is telling the police that it was all your fault and she's not sure why she's being questioned like some sort of murderer. ..Just saying...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drive drunk and enjoy the hangover.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*enjoy dying

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude if you enjoy dying, you should probably see a therapist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"at least he died doing what he enjoyed..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Reading eulogy: God_the_Almighty, *tear he was a great guy, funny too. He will be missed. Now for a moment of silence.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If God died, Where would he go?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Home? Maybe you should've asked him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hmm...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ಠ_ಠ

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do we get to choose what kind of scenery? I want to be graffiti on a wall. Everyone will drive by and be like "Wow, abstract art! It's so deep." And then they'll get distracted and become scenery too. It's the circle of life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drive on the passenger side and you're a mailman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or in Europe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I assumed Europeans had wrong side drive mailmen too... But I'm an American so I don't know much about... Much..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, most of Europe drives on the same side as in the States, with right hand traffic and left hand drive. It's mostly countries that used to belong to the UK that drive on the left side, with the wheel on the right side. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-_and_left-hand_traffic

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Says the banana peel that caused my car accident...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THAT Was yesterday's POTD comment combo, get a new one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It probably would have worked if he had the anon name Mario or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I would have gone for that...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dead bodies and remains of a car is considered scenery now?? Sweet!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*if you look over to your right, we can see the gargantuan redwood trees that date back thousands of years and over to your left, we see a wrecked car..*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is there an option to do both? You know, drive slow AND join the scenery?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Here what you do. Follow my instructions very carefully. 1. Drive slowly as to enjoy the scenery. 2. Drive off a bridge. You're welcome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank you so much.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drive X and enjoy Y.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm just too pretty. Everyone would be too preoccupied with my beauty to drive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yay for self confidence...?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Naw, here at amirite we like to curb stomp self confidence until it can't get back up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Curb stomping is my favorite activity! look at that!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drive regular speed and you're hipster

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drive a hummer, and you're an asshole.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*have a small penis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Walk and enjoy the scenery. Run and become more physically fit in the process.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE!1 XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Global warming is also funny to me for that reason.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You've been deceived. "Global warming" is just an idea created by the government to mess with us.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh. ...Haha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just like gravity, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drive a moped. Look gay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know what? That comment was really stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well you are stupid so it's ok, we expect these kinds of things from you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh goody. My very own troll. What do you eat little guy?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is it everytime someone posts something disagreeable it's considered trolling? That wasn't even close to trolling. And honestly I wasn't surprised at the stupidity of that comment because I've seen your comments before and they're always stupid. anyway I eat pizza rolls, you have any?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, a troll is someone who just post dickish comments to make other people angry. I am actually very intelligent. If you want to discuss the matter further, send me a message. I don't want to hash this out in the comments.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Too afraid to show your stupidity? I get it. also smart people know they're not smart, because it's impossible to truly be "smart". Ignorance is bliss.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How is it impossible to be smart? Where in your twisted mind did this philosophy come from? How do you think you're showing my stupidity by acting like an asshole? I want you to message me because this conversation has no relevance to the post. I am not going to continue wasting my time with an anon troll.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's impossible to know everything, therefore no one can be 100% smart. People like Einstein and Hawkings have made mention of this plight. You can be intelligent on certain subjects, doesn't make you smart.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I said I wouldn't continue, but you really are very convincing. Being smart is not know everything. Are you an idiot? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Smart Read the second adjective definition. Being smart is not the same as being all knowing. Anyone that thinks that has never seen a dictionary. Now please stop.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you really just ask if they were too afraid to show their stupidity ANONYMOUSLY?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sure did. And he is showing it. I don't get what anonymously posting has to do with anything since this post is what I'm talking about. You people sure don't care about anything as long as the person is anonymous, that is really just another sign of stupidity. You can't form an answer so you just go WAH ANON FAG I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She is saying that you can't criticize me for wanting to hide, since you are hiding. That is hypocritical. I feel like you are just a fourth grader that is trying to sound smart on the internet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not hding, i dont have an account. And smart is relative, so there are many ways it could be represented. If someone repeatedly acts like a douche ,would you not call them one? You repeatedly make stupid comments like the one you admitted to, so now I expect nothing but stupidity when you make one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Those "dumb comments" as you say, are probably all jokes. When I actually have a point to make, I make intelligent statements. Dumb jokes does not make me dumb. It just means that you do not find me funny. "Smart" is only relative in deciding who is smart. It is in no way the knowledge of all things. Most people would consider someone with a high IQ (which I have) to be smart. You are just saying things with no basis whatsoever. Please, GTFO.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its because you are anon... No one respects your opinion. It doesn't count if you disagree with a mask over your disfigured ass of a face.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read that in the BEST voice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish I could hear it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or british

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's why I didn't like it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also you can text and drive and then die.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drive slowly in a golf cart, perceived as a respectable individual by other golf players, drive fast in a golf cart, oh wait...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ironically, this is exactly how Ross was killed by a blimp... Damn reckless blimp drivers

by Anonymous 12 years ago