Because not masturbating enough is the cause of their stress, and masturbating more will make stress from other things go away.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you're one of those people who take everything too seriously aren't you? maybe you didn't know, but masturbation relieves stress. btw, IT'S A JOKE

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're one of those people who take everything too seriously aren't you? IT'S A JOKE. Also, your joke doesn't look like it's very successful. Usually jokes are funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

jokes don't need to be funny necessarily

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke A joke (or gag) is a phrase or a paragraph with a humorous twist. It can be in many different forms, such as a question or short story. To achieve this end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous. A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken one in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl). Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat" or "bombed". http://amirite.net/628988

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol i'm not going to answer anymore to someone who doesn't have the guts to talk to me on their real account

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://amirite.net/662019

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I bet you couldn't wait to pull that shit off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lmao that was you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, i was talking to the anon who posted part of the wiki article

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ohhh yeah. they're bein a big internet douche

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because saying you're one of those people who take everything too seriously aren't you? maybe you didn't know, but masturbation relieves stress. btw, IT'S A JOKE didn't sound at all douchey. You can hardly talk about someone being a douche when it's in response to you sounding like a douche. Starting off a phrase with "maybe you didn't know" and saying things like "btw IT'S A JOKE" sounds a bit condescending.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

unfortunately i am condescending and yesterday was not the day to take any random bullshit on the internet. I do apologize for how i acted but yesterday was horrible

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That person obviously doesn't masturbate enough, I thought this was hilarious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sounds like all of yall needa masturbate some more! :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can't argue here....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Omg, this post is so ignorant. There are people with no genitalia, you know! And there you are, rubbing it in their faces that you can masturbate and they can't. God, the insensitivity of people these days.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

MAN I am such a DICK!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No one got the joke :(

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I came here thinking there would be angry religious people.. I was disappointed

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yup, masturbation is awesome.

by Anonymous 11 years ago