+401 It's not that hard to say "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would be really fucking hard if you were born without a tongue.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just tried saying it without using my tongue. I sounded like I was doing some kind of Native American chant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He would chuck what wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's easy to say that, but it is about impossible to say, "How much fud could a fudpucker puck if a fudpucker could puck fud?" without cursing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I said it like twice and was like "wtf, it's not even hard" but then I realized I accidentally said "fuck" multiple times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i woodchuck would chuck a whole lotta wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What kind of wood would the woodchuck chuck if that woodchuck could chuck wood?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Balsa, not only because it is extremely light, but because he can save a few pieces and make some model airplanes after a hard day's work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

About 2.73 cords per hour, depending upon the type of wood chucked and the softness of said wood. Saplings take slightly less time and are quite a bit more tasty than the older varieties. Petrified wood is unacceptable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool, thanks!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Unique New York" fuck, i even mis-typed that twice >_>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How much chuck could a chuck-wood wood if a chuck-wood could wood chuck?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have more of the same word, and it still makes sense, if you say: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? ^^That's usually harder for people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just difficult to memorize it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago