+355 If you were a wizard you would practice the patronus charm by yourself before showing others in case your patronus was really embarrassing, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like a fucking otter. It's funny cuz an otter and Hermione both have big front teeth.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dHermione's patronus is an otter because otters are J.K. Rowling's favorite animal

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I said it's funny cuz, not it's cuz. That's a terrible favorite animal. I'd be embarrassed if that was my patronus. JW, is Hermione her favorite character too?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

U mad bro?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How do I sound mad?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your patronus would probably be a naked mole rat

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also, the otter is related to the weasel.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dude otters are fucking adorable

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're for pussys. I'd want a wolf or someshit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yours would be the small wolf that never catches any prey and all the bigger wolves pick on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine'd most likely be a guinea pig. Oh, but with wings!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Imagine having a moth or a worm for a patronus...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Probably a bird in a cage.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine would be a Honey Badger!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine would be a mother fucking T-rex.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wonder what Voldemort's patronus was... I don't think it says anything about it in the books. Would it even be possible for him to conjure one?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A snake? Seems like a theme with him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He really didn't have any happy thoughts, so I thought he could produce one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rowling has said on at least one occasion that Snape was the only Death Eater to ever produce a Patronus, I'm sure Voldemort falls into the "Death Eater" category.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*doubt he could produce one*, sorry, I can't believe I didn't catch that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd want a flying penis to be my patronus. Seriously, I don't think the dementors will want to fuck with me after that. Or a squirrel.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just imagine, you're about to make your first patronus, your friends are gathered around to see what it is, and out comes a snail.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's what I pictured, I would like to think my patronus would be a dolphin

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My patronus would be a badass little lion cub, like simba.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

EXPECTO.. PATRONUM!!!!!!!!!!!! http://img.ctrlv.in/4ee030e7103a8.png those dementors would be cowering in fear...

by Anonymous 12 years ago