+639 Dreams are nothing more than a subconscious pit that we dump our insanity into so we can wake up ready to eat cereal instead of the neighbor's children. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's sad so many people think this. Dreams can be so many things. Wish fulfillment, precognition, astral visits, and yes even blowing off steam so to speak

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"dumping insanity" =/= "blowing off steam"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I disagree. I think they're similar

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They are not, although if you do not blow off your steam and just bottle it up you may turn into this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTxT14ULf5M (insane).

by Anonymous 11 years ago

POTD material.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There´s a button for that...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well yeah, I did utilize said button, but I also felt compelled to comment so if did become POTD, I could be all "l0l noobs i sure iz smrat lolol yea?"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Did you dream this would happen?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

wary

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You may all now be certain of my swagtasticness.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My inner hipster feels like saying "I commented on this before it was POTD..."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I like your username!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You mean, not everybody eats the neighbor's kids?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If you were my neighbor's kid I would eat you As in perform oral sex on a minor Yeah man

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm scared for my life now.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Since when did Sandusky get an amirite account?? d

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think you mean scarred, but you should probably be scared as well. Pedo Bear's hungry ;)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No I mean scared.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This could not be phrase more perfectly.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

*phrased

by Anonymous 11 years ago

@BonslyGuy Heh

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I still wake up ready to eat my neighbors children somedays.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I should make a cereal with pieces that look like children! The you could do both! I'd make millions $.$ Oooh and then I can make a cereal with piece that look like parents! Teenagers would eat that. OOH and then I can make a cereal with pieces that look like cats! For me. And for um, people who like to eat pussy. hmm OOOOOH and then I'd make a special edition that combined all three! And then it would be a famillllyyy goo I don't know who would eat that one, it just sounds like an awesome idea. y

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I would feel kind of awkward eating both my parents and pussy at the same time, but, you know, each to his own.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lawnmowers

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Then make some with pieces that look like cereal.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Maybe you should add sausage cereal to your line as well then Something like 'Meat and milk, the right way to get up'?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This is possibly one of the most genius posts i've ever seen on amirite. Literally had me laughing out loud!

by Anonymous 11 years ago