When somebody farts, you don't want to breath through your nose because it smells disgusting, but you also don't want to breath through your mouth in the fear that you will inhale fart particles, amirite?

+414 When somebody farts, you don't want to breath through your nose because it smells disgusting, but you also don't want to breath through your mouth in the fear that you will inhale fart particles, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fart louder to establish my dominance, and take a huge wiff of air.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

breathe*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's why I hold my nose and close my mouth and not breathe until I pass out due to incapacitation

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I sit behind this kid who farts on me constantly in class. One time, he stuck his butt in my face and I knew he was about to do it so I went to scream "STOP!" But when I did he farted and it ALL went into my mouth. All. Of. It. D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Couldn't you put a cork in it or something?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Every fart contains particles of crap. Fart is a gas. Fart particles = crap particles. Sounds a lot more disgusting doesn't it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

farticles

by Anonymous 12 years ago