Drinking game: Spend the last of your savings on a six-pack of beer and pretend for a few hours you aren't the pathetic miserable shit you know you are and that she's still with you and not with that douchebag drummer who can barely play a goddamn solo and watch as the beer turns...

+180 Drinking game: Spend the last of your savings on a six-pack of beer and pretend for a few hours you aren't the pathetic miserable shit you know you are and that she's still with you and not with that douchebag drummer who can barely play a goddamn solo and watch as the beer turns salty as it mixes with your tears and you wish you were drinking her blood not beer and you stare at the shredded remains of your pictures that you shredded at the place you worked before you were laid off because yo... amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

yo....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can continue the post in the comments if you'd like, I only bothered to go up to within three characters of the limit and then ended with ellipsis for effect

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Please continue with your story. I'm intrigued.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am prone to believe that this is a true story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Based on a short story I wrote in high in freshman year, actually.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was kind of speechless after reading that, didn't know what to think. I guess that's a good thing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, I was going to post "Drinking game: Buy a few six-packs of beer with your friends and drink them, amirite?" but I decided to make one about a guy wallowing in misery and winged the rest of the details. amirite.net/680839/dx

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, I hope you are happier than the guy in your story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WTF finish the story! ...please

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You really should provide the rest of the story for us, I need the rest.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Did this seriously just get homepaged? It's a good post by a good user, so how did it slip through the cracks for so long?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This one will get you so fucking wasted!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't know, that sounds like a pretty depressing drinking game

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I was with you until the blood...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Dafuq.

by Anonymous 11 years ago