+140 They should make The Odyssey into a porn, considering a good part of it is just Odysseus having sex with random girls he meets, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh and then in the movie the wife is like masturbating in the ocean

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, ancient Greece was alreadu a pretty hedonistic society. That wouldn't be so much of a stretch from the original tale.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah, that's Zeus' job.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Refer to line 2124, page 242, where Odysseus "cums all over that whore's face". Discuss the symbolism in that line and the following line, "'Swallow, you dirty slut.'".

by Anonymous 12 years ago