+319 December has a crazy amount of holidays in it: to name a few, Christians have Christmas, Jews have Hanukkah, Agnostics have Doubtmas, Scientologists have the Mission Impossible IV Premiere, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Other holidays: Rastafarians have Some'ting, Sikhs have Airport Security Personnel Awareness Day, Wiccans have Lesbian Harvest of Menstrual Patchouli, Zen Buddhists have Feast of Starvation, Voodooists have Bring Your Daughter to Life Day, Shi'ite Muslims have Flagellebration, and Cherokee have Ghost Dance of the Loose Slots.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doubtmas! I never heard of that lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why didn't you include Muslims having Ramadan?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He is correct for not adding Ramadan because Ramadan wasn't in this month. I am a Muslim, and Ramadan was on August through September meaning we celebrated Eid in September. We follow the lunar calendar which is 10 days behind the normal calendar. Ramadan gets earlier every year. That's why it isn't in December.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a Muslim too but a Shia Ismiali Aga Khan Muslim so we don't celebrate Ramadan. I'm not exactly sure why I even thought it was in December...I guess I just assumed this because most other religions have religious things in the month of December. Like, us Ismialis celebrate Khushli. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I really hope I didn't offend you by not knowing the correct month.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At first I was like "meh," but the last line made me favorite.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That was my process as well.

by Anonymous 12 years ago