+41 Guys: You don't live in a man-cave and don't have a man-hide, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sometimes they act like men are a primitive subspecies or something. I made a post about Dove Men + Care adds where they say to "protect your man-hide." Then they show a product simulation using leather, //leather//! I'm a girl, and I think it's sort of ridiculous, but there are probably guys out there who think the terms are manly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anything with "man" purposefully placed in it without it actually being a word is ridiculous. I eat MAN-food. Surely my masculinity has been proven because I am not eating just food, but MAN-food. I don't just use a computer, but a MAN-computer. Only the most manly of men use one. I like MAN-women. Not just women, women aren't manly enough to match my masculinity. They must be MAN-woman enough for me. I'm a MAN. Manly man. Manliest manly man you'll ever meet because I have a penis and testicles. On a partially related note, this competition to be the most masculine man is retarded. You don't prove anything by benching 500 pounds and having sex with as many women as possible other than you can bench 500 pounds and that you have a lot of sex. They mean nothing outside of personal issues (also, the latter might also gain you man-herpes). They're all a bunch of tools looking for something to conform to so they feel like a special snowflake.

by Anonymous 12 years ago