The key to fake sleeping is to have no shame. You have to have your mouth wide open, snoring, and possibly some drool, amirite?

+231 The key to fake sleeping is to have no shame. You have to have your mouth wide open, snoring, and possibly some drool, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is an art that I've perfected. When I'm on my iPod (usually on amirite) and am supposed to be sleeping, and my parents come to make sure I'm sleeping, I let my mouth hang open, drool a little, snore, and have to slow down my breathing so it's shallow because my mom is a nurse and counts respirations -_-

by Anonymous 12 years ago