+560 To all guys: no girl on the planet, no matter what kind of relationship you have with her, appreciates it when you brag about how many girls you’ve laid. Really. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

some girls take pride in their dick taking ability as much as men take pride in their dick giving ability. therefore it would stand to reason that some women do in fact like hearing about our dick giving ability so that they may make an informed decision whether or not to have sex with us.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually if you had told me you've been with lots of girls it would be a huge turn off. I mean how would I know that sometime during your "getting lucky" period, you didn't get AIDS or something!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Acquired immune deficiency syndrome is good for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...I don't think anyone else got that superbad reference :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew a girl once upon a time ago, her name was antonette. I told her she wasnt as slutty as she was acting, and she got upset, saying i was "insulting her dicktaking abilities"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always wind up sitting next to one of those guys in class... the majority of them lie to, its like "God, when will it end?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago