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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well....Where else would turd come out from?
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmNeO63xCnU
by Anonymous12 years ago
.....attractive.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's actually just much longer. And you're eating through your vagina.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Have you ever had a turd the size of a water melon?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes, I've had McDonalds before.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Has anyone given birth to a baby shaped like a watermelon?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I never really thought of that. But yes, that's true. It's just as amazing that we can withdraw all the nutrients from something and then get rid of it, as making more of ourselves.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Haha you literally compared yourself to a piece of shit.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Can turds //think//?!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
But pregnant woman don't do anything to make their have the ability to think. It just happens through science. They put as much effort into making their fetus be able to think as the amount of effort they put to poop a turd.
by Anonymous12 years ago
'Tis true. People take some sentimental idea to giving birth, but the majority of all animals do it. It's nothing special at all, and it's no miracle that you survived giving birth, considering just walking outside in a lightning storm can kill you, or cooking with a stove.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I agree with you that childbirth is no miracle, but I don't think it should be equated with shitting.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Have any of your poops been as cute and wonderful as a baby?!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Penis goes in, baby comes out. Can't explain that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you eat, you're going to to poop. That's a given. If you have sex, pregnancy is not a given. A lot of factors have to be right such as timing and fertility. Mutations can occur, miscarriages, the fertilized egg could implant in the oviducts instead and the mother could die. So many things can go wrong making a healthy birth somewhat of a small miracle. Pooping should be compared to sweating or something besides pregnancy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
But there's also factors of how much water you drink, and how long you hold in a shit, which can lead to constipation or diarrhea.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I guess, but that's more in your control. I can see birth as a miracle, but with poop...I just can't see it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I never really saw either as a miracle to be honest.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm going to tell my future kids this while I'm tucking them in at night.
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