There is no dignified way of ordering a meal off the kids' menu in a restaurant if you are over 13, amirite?

"It's for my younger sibling...." *finds a seat out of the cashier's view to eat*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah...I order off the kid menu a lot since I can never finish my food, but in some restaurants they refuse to let you if you're over a certain age so they give me an awkward look and tell me I can't. :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My cousin is a waiter at Houlihan's (sp?) and he says he gets people who are like 18 ordering off the kids menu hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't be a dick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My apologies. Hug it out? <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey. I think I like you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do I smell.... friendship?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. What you're smelling is actually Best Friendship.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're Lord Voldemort! You can order off the kids' menu and the waiter better damn well get you chicken nuggets and fries!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"If you'll pardon me, I would be much obliged to consume delicacies from the children's menu. My taste buds are quite youthful in nature and sophistication."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always want to get apple juice, and everyone always makes fun of me. I always try to order it with a straight face, but then everyone begins to sneer, and then the waitresses and waiters think I'm joking. Then I found ten dollars.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That reminds me of that thing at ihop. "Yes, I'll have the rooty tooty fresh and fruity pancakes today". I bet they give food dumb names just to make people feel stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had waiters offer me the kids menu until I was like 16 because I look so young. I'm 18 now and I might even still be able to get away with it. People say I look 14, so 13 wouldn't be a stretch really.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same. When I was 14, they would offer me stuff from the 10 & under kids menu.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I really don't eat anything but chicken fingers and french fries. The last time I ordered it was at a fancy restaurant in Vail a couple weeks ago. When I ordered, the waitress gave me an absolutely disgusted look and said, "You want //children's food//?" I think she just assumed I was trying to rip the place off, since kids' food is cheaper, so I bargained with her to add an extra three dollars onto the price. But nonetheless, I was very insulted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is it bad that I read all the "dignified" comments in a British accent?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm going to an Indian restaurant tonight with all my friends to celebrate my friends birthday and I can't eat Indian food, it just doesn't agree with me. I looked up the menu online and the only things that aren't Indian are the kids menu. Looks like I'll be eating chicken nuggets and chips. This is going to be extremely awkward :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago