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Delivery is everything when it comes to jokes, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
and Pizza.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And mail
by Anonymous12 years ago
That reminds me of a joke my band teacher told me last year:
A man was sent to prison, and on his first day in the genral population, while everyone was eating, one guy stood up and shouted "42!" Everyone started laughing. He man was confused, so he turned to ask the guy next to him about, but chickend out because of the size of the other man. A few minutes later, another man stood up and yelled "74!" and eeryone cracked up. The man, still confused, turned to the guy on his other sid, but that guy was even bigger than the first. A few moments later, a third guy got up and yelled "97!" a d people laughed harder than ever. Not being able to take it anymore, the guy asked the guy next to him "Why do people keep shouting numbers?" The man next to him replied "Well, we have been loked up together for so long, that insted of repeating the same jokes, we just give then all numbers" The man, wanting to fit in, got up andshouted "56!" No one laughed. He asked the man next to him " Is 56 not a funny joke?" to witch the man replied, "56 is the funnyest joke we got, but its not the joke, its how you tell it."
by Anonymous12 years ago
yes times infinity. like if you ever do the interrupting cow knock knock joke, you should wait for like 30 seconds before saying moo.
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