+271 When a 12 year old kid comes up to you and asks, "may i please have a cigarette?" you can't believe kids his age are so polite, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

To which I reply,"What's a cigarette without a hooker?". Then i buy him a hooker and send him on his merry way. Aw youth, how pure it is.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know plenty of polite 12-year-olds! [/missingthejoke]

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Because you're supposed to expect it to say you can't believe that a 12 year old is asking for a cigarette but then haha nope the punchline is that he was polite about it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Right... when I say /missingthejoke I mean intentionally. But thanks :)

by Anonymous 11 years ago