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Top Comment
How would you accidentally do that?! Do you masturbate with a stapler..? O.o
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middleseis
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WHY DID THEY SAY YES
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Anonymous
In response to “WHY DID THEY SAY YES”
PS the number is almost 696969
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Anonymous
In response to “PS the number is almost 696969”
*696916
-628 Reply
In response to “PS the number is almost 696969”
Oh. Wow. I'm a fail.
I thought it said that it already was post #696969. I didn't see that it said, "almost."
Please forgive my stupidity.
+55 Reply
In response to “Oh. Wow. I'm a fail. I thought it said that...”
it's cool.
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Anonymous
No, cause I'm not a **** idiot.
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At first I thought it said "Girls:" so I was sort of disturbed by the number of people who agreed...
+8102 Reply
In response to “At first I thought it said "Girls:"...”
Wouldn't you be disturbed regardless? Haha
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Juliajumps06
In response to “Wouldn't you be disturbed regardless? Haha”
Well, maybe it's a guy thing...
But, it's more disturbing to realize that 12/27 girls that voted on this weren't actually girls... That's like having 10 girls in your gym class that are actually guys...
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How would you accidentally do that?! Do you masturbate with a stapler..? O.o
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middleseis
In response to “How would you accidentally do that?! Do you...”
You don't?
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No, but I can't think of anyone with bad enough coordination to do that to themselves...
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In response to “No, but I can't think of anyone with bad...”
"Just gotta staple some papers and my english homework is all done! Almost got it...wait...oh no why are my pants falling down?! I gotta pull them back up! With the hand holding the stapler! Oh and now my underwear is gone too! I must fix this now! Ahhhhhh!! Why did I staple my balls?!! Why do I have such poor decision making skills!?"
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In response to “"Just gotta staple some papers and my...”
I feel like I laughed too hard at this.
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In response to “"Just gotta staple some papers and my...”
"Agh, dammit! Not again!"
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In response to “"Just gotta staple some papers and my...”
It's the drugs, man. Affecting the prefontal cortex in many an addict.
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Anonymous
Oh god, that's GOT to hurt.
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Haha what were 33 guys doing naked, with a stapler?
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This made me cringe
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My balls are staple proof.
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