-85 Guys: You've accidentally stapled your balls to your thigh at least once in your life, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, cause I'm not a fucking idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first I thought it said "Girls:" so I was sort of disturbed by the number of people who agreed...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't you be disturbed regardless? Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, maybe it's a guy thing... But, it's more disturbing to realize that 12/27 girls that voted on this weren't actually girls... That's like having 10 girls in your gym class that are actually guys...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How would you accidentally do that?! Do you masturbate with a stapler..? O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, but I can't think of anyone with bad enough coordination to do that to themselves...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Just gotta staple some papers and my english homework is all done! Almost got it...wait...oh no why are my pants falling down?! I gotta pull them back up! With the hand holding the stapler! Oh and now my underwear is gone too! I must fix this now! Ahhhhhh!! Why did I staple my balls?!! Why do I have such poor decision making skills!?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like I laughed too hard at this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's the drugs, man. Affecting the prefontal cortex in many an addict.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh god, that's GOT to hurt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha what were 33 guys doing naked, with a stapler?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me cringe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My balls are staple proof.

by Anonymous 13 years ago