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The only two people who tell the truth in this world are children and drunks, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Kids are fat liars.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Only small children, once they get past toddler we become the biggest liars :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
I dont lie. Im too lazy. I dont want to have to keep track of them all
by Anonymous13 years ago
that sounds like a lie to me
by Anonymous13 years ago
I hate those creepy people who you think are telling the truth but once they gain your trust you find out that they are actually a weirdo who's trying to destroy you. Those are the worst.
by Anonymous13 years ago
So... Like me, pretty much?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh, very much like you. Only... not you. But I might be lying. But I might be lying about that, too. You'll never know. Unless I'm lying.
by Anonymous13 years ago
...if I wasn't so confused right now I'd set my minions on you...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Don't worry, because if I wasn't lying, I may or may not be actually lying and could possibly, by some twist of reality, send goblins after YOU. But then again, I may be lying.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Grrrr... You're pushing it!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Don't worry. I utterly confused myself... I have no idea whether or not I'm sending goblins after you... or whether or not I'm lying... D:
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hmmm... In that case, I'll spare you. THIS time.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why, thank you for being merciful, The Weasel! :'D
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