+733 The only two people who tell the truth in this world are children and drunks, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kids are fat liars.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only small children, once they get past toddler we become the biggest liars :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dont lie. Im too lazy. I dont want to have to keep track of them all

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that sounds like a lie to me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate those creepy people who you think are telling the truth but once they gain your trust you find out that they are actually a weirdo who's trying to destroy you. Those are the worst.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So... Like me, pretty much?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, very much like you. Only... not you. But I might be lying. But I might be lying about that, too. You'll never know. Unless I'm lying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...if I wasn't so confused right now I'd set my minions on you...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry, because if I wasn't lying, I may or may not be actually lying and could possibly, by some twist of reality, send goblins after YOU. But then again, I may be lying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Grrrr... You're pushing it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry. I utterly confused myself... I have no idea whether or not I'm sending goblins after you... or whether or not I'm lying... D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmmm... In that case, I'll spare you. THIS time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why, thank you for being merciful, The Weasel! :'D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's Dr. Weasel, actually!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Forgive me, Dr. Weasel! D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are forgiven.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Truths

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Children lie all the time! :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ecstasy ...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

& Paul the octopus

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Mormans.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about a combination of both?

by Anonymous 13 years ago