+51 Bad sex is better than no sex, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How bad is bad, though? Are we talking 'not exactly satisfying and a little awkward' bad, or 'he begged me to rub ground beef on his privates while impersonating Bill Cosby and then his mom walked in' bad?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/64571 You sure about that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Close your eyes and imagine you're boning a giant marshmallow.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sex is one of the few things that when its good, Its GREAT. when its bad, its still pretty good. hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sex is like pizza: it isn't always fantastic, but very rarely is it terrible.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Some things are like mediocre sex: you just don't miss it." I quote from a very drunk conversation I had with my friend at a bar after a bitter breakup.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe for dudes, not for girls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago