+352 Your textbooks are so dense they could stop bullets. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're so heavy that you can use them for lifting weights.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Literally, they tested that on Mythbusters and it stopped a bullet. It's nice to know that if someone ever brings gun to school, we'll all have the equivalent to bullet-proof vest.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Which is why I just take pictures of the relevant pages rather than take 260 times what I need to study home.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What will you do when a gunman appears then?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Steal someone else's book.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My criminal law textbook is about 1600 pages. It could be used as a murder weapon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I discovered this first hand after I graduated high school!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stool cory bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the only textbook i got this year is less than 350 pages, which just happens to be rhe smallest textbook i have ever had, including the ones from grade seven

by Anonymous 12 years ago