I don't think the shower is the key. I think it's definitely the being naked
by Anonymous12 years ago
yeah... one with the best tits gets my vote.
by Anonymous11 years ago
With a body like this? Ohhhhhh yeah
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://www.explosm.net/comics/2261/
by Anonymous12 years ago
Next best thing? http://ctrlv.in/65195
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sadly not. Neither of my parents have life threatening illnesses and I don't have a crippling disability so I don't think my sob story would cut it. I can't sing either but that's basically irrelevant.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Just make one up, works every time
by Anonymous12 years ago
I stoped singing in the shower when I realized people could hear me over the water.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The shower couldn't even help my voice, it's bloody terrible.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Maybe if I had my car. That's where I sing most. Plus I can keep my clothes on in there.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Also if they say no you can run them over and you are already in a get away vehicle.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I would except a couple weeks ago my sister came up to me and said "stop singing in the shower, you're too loud and you can't sing like Adele, so don't try." Dreams crushed.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Die hard shower singer right here :D
lol I even set up a speaker system in my bathroom so I can sing endless songs haha
by Anonymous12 years ago
A shower wouldn't help the fact that I'm not American.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'd still be too afraid to take off my clothes in front of millions of people
by Anonymous12 years ago
That would be very provocative...like the show..so it works
by Anonymous12 years ago
When I'm in the shower I seriously contemplate dropping out of school and going to NYC to see if I can make it on BROOOOOOAAAADDDDWAYYYYYYY
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So this is where my friend got that Facebook status...
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