+762 You would win American Idol if they let you bring a shower on stage, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I swear, I've always thought of this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I swear, I thought she was 18.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ive seen this post on plenty of popular twitter accounts. I feel like the OP may have gotten the idea from that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://inagist.com/FillWerrell/168036564570619904/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think the shower is the key. I think it's definitely the being naked

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah... one with the best tits gets my vote.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

With a body like this? Ohhhhhh yeah smirk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2261/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Next best thing? http://ctrlv.in/65195

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sadly not. Neither of my parents have life threatening illnesses and I don't have a crippling disability so I don't think my sob story would cut it. I can't sing either but that's basically irrelevant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just make one up, works every time y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I stoped singing in the shower when I realized people could hear me over the water.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The shower couldn't even help my voice, it's bloody terrible.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe if I had my car. That's where I sing most. Plus I can keep my clothes on in there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also if they say no you can run them over and you are already in a get away vehicle.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would except a couple weeks ago my sister came up to me and said "stop singing in the shower, you're too loud and you can't sing like Adele, so don't try." Dreams crushed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Die hard shower singer right here :D lol I even set up a speaker system in my bathroom so I can sing endless songs haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A shower wouldn't help the fact that I'm not American.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd still be too afraid to take off my clothes in front of millions of people hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would be very provocative...like the show..so it works

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I'm in the shower I seriously contemplate dropping out of school and going to NYC to see if I can make it on BROOOOOOAAAADDDDWAYYYYYYY

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So this is where my friend got that Facebook status...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Na, you can't win twice

by Anonymous 12 years ago