+191 Shutting down a guy is easy, just tell him his dick is too small, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are the worst kind of person. I'm sure your vagina looks like a KFC Double Down turned sideways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha thats nasty... are we talking about crispy or grilled?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Crispy. I wouldn't even get the grilled. It looks like it would be slippery, and hard to hold onto.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha gross XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guy: "Wow youre so beautiful" Girl: "PENCIL DICK!" Guy: ;,(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are so many effective comebacks for that, and if you say it you look slutty

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is so mean...but it didn't stop my laugh from coming out. But guys could just easily say that a girl's boobs are too small.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but breast size comes down to preference more than anything. There are a lot of guys that like small boobs, but not a lot of girls who like small dick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

smirk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shutting down a girl is easy, just tell her she has a blue waffle, amirite? This post wouldn't work on a black guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why say it's small? Just give it a demeaning nickname. (eg. Fru fru, King of the Munchkins) That way it's more scarring.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ouch, that would cut deep.... real deep.

by Anonymous 12 years ago