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Shutting down a guy is easy, just tell him his dick is too small, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
You are the worst kind of person. I'm sure your vagina looks like a KFC Double Down turned sideways.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha thats nasty... are we talking about crispy or grilled?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Crispy. I wouldn't even get the grilled. It looks like it would be slippery, and hard to hold onto.
by Anonymous13 years ago
haha gross XD
by Anonymous13 years ago
Guy: "Wow youre so beautiful"
Girl: "PENCIL DICK!"
Guy: ;,(
by Anonymous13 years ago
There are so many effective comebacks for that, and if you say it you look slutty
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is so mean...but it didn't stop my laugh from coming out.
But guys could just easily say that a girl's boobs are too small.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, but breast size comes down to preference more than anything. There are a lot of guys that like small boobs, but not a lot of girls who like small dick.
by Anonymous12 years ago
by Anonymous12 years ago
Shutting down a girl is easy, just tell her she has a blue waffle, amirite?
This post wouldn't work on a black guy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why say it's small? Just give it a demeaning nickname. (eg. Fru fru, King of the Munchkins) That way it's more scarring.
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