+273 You'd think that with all the milk and cookies left out for Santa, he wouldn't be fat and jolly, he'd be morbidly obese and diabetic. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The old guy probably burns a lot of calories, going at the speeds that he does to accomplish giving presents to everyone in one night.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Santa's actually very skinny. He can't digest cookies or milk. He farts them out and the reindeer eat the farts. Don't you know how magic works?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe he's just bulimic, and reindeer get their magic from the dreams and Christmas spirit of small children?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. Santas also a ginger. And he steals a certain amount of souls each year. There's a freckle for each one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a shame he isn't real

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what no why would you say that NON-BELIEVER

by Anonymous 12 years ago

w-what.. ?

by Anonymous 12 years ago