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To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about ****! amirite?

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To kill a mockingbird

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PurpleZebra PurpleZebra


After running a crapload of verbs and animals in my head for much longer than I should have, I finally found one that doesn't quite fit: to lobotomize the three-toed sloth.

Although, now that I think about it...

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monstrosity monstrosity

In response to “After running a crapload of verbs and animals...

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who tried to find one that didn't work.

'To drown the naked mole rat? No.. spank the monkey? Damnit no, that's a known one, keep it together man!'

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Suzywao Suzywao

To rape the ** isn't much of a **.

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kphan17 kphan17

To undermine the hornet?
To hydrolyse the spider?

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To contemplate the cane toad.

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Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

In response to “To contemplate the cane toad.

that one sounds extra kinky (hello)

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DoctorWhat DoctorWhat

To stroke the rabbit. I had to facepalm myself for being such a cliche.

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deeviant deeviant

To incarnate the whale shark.

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To fear the spider?

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cherryblaster cherryblaster

To reincarnate the butterfly. That was my attempt.

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In response to “To reincarnate the butterfly. That was my attempt.

nice choice of words, especially "reincarnate" it's like the **** springs back into action after a dormant state

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

To intensify the heron?
To question the rainbow trout?
To point at the boxer?
To re-evaluate the ruby-throated warbler?
To be the field mouse?
To underestimate the leopard?
To manufacture the armadillo?
To determine the tyrannosaurus rex?
To convince the cicada?
To synchronize the bloodhound?
To exonerate the kangaroo?
To estimate the hare?
To apply the giraffe?
To derive the flying squirrel?
To think the crane?
To crinkle the banana slug?
To imply the vole?

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In response to “To intensify the heron? To question the...

Question the rainbow trout? Something you want to tell us?

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Dinosaurs Dinosaurs

In response to “To intensify the heron? To question the...

To exonerate the kangaroo (hello)

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deeviant deeviant

In response to “To intensify the heron? To question the...

"To crinkle the banana slug" DEFINITELY works.

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shAvayourface shAvayourface

to rub the ****

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To kill a mockingbird

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PurpleZebra PurpleZebra

To buy the ant? I don't think so

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saxybandgeek saxybandgeek

To **** the police? Sounds accurate to me.

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awesomesocks awesomesocks

In response to “To **** the police? Sounds accurate to me.

I don't think "police" would be considered animals in the biological form of the word.

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deeviant deeviant

In response to “I don't think "police" would be...

It doesn't matter. Pigs, police, same difference.

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awesomesocks awesomesocks

to squeeze the caterpillar (hehe)

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chiddybaang chiddybaang

To masturbate the ****? Hmm. Not seeing it.

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To tame the squirrel!

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Emperorerror Emperorerror

Brb guys.. I gotta go tickle the walrus and then suggest this as POTD.

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StickCaveman StickCaveman

This could turn into a hell of a contest.

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To eye the tiger.

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Sarcasm_on_ice Sarcasm_on_ice

To downsize the reticulated python?

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to shave the whooly mammoth? hm. post of the day.

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adizzleshaw adizzleshaw

To exacerbate the ostrich? To nullify the flamingo? To repudiate the liger?

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liesliesalmondeyes liesliesalmondeyes

I thought "to hug the lion" before I read the rest of it, because I love lions.

Now it seems like I really love lions.

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Runy Runy

time to patronize the old stegosaurus

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lilobama lilobama

To imagine the pussy.

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Fred_Weasley Fred_Weasley

To finger the pussy

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Favvkes Favvkes

I had filled it in with "To **** the Bird" because it's the first thing that came to mind XD

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To shoot the hellhounds.

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The_Zombies The_Zombies

To fluff the garfield

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SgtSprite SgtSprite

To milk the cow.

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Lexxxiex3 Lexxxiex3

To love the squirrel. Hmm that doesn't work that well does it...

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fj95 fj95

To tame the shrew.

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To smack the b** isn't **.

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AlexCarlileThePillow AlexCarlileThePillow

To paint the panther.

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Gambiteer Gambiteer

To observe the amoeba.

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Cpt_McMuffin Cpt_McMuffin

In response to “To observe the amoeba.

Just thought of a better one: To catch the Pokemon.

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Cpt_McMuffin Cpt_McMuffin

I think some people don't know what animals are...

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BananasSmellBad BananasSmellBad

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