To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?

After running a crapload of verbs and animals in my head for much longer than I should have, I finally found one that doesn't quite fit: to lobotomize the three-toed sloth. Although, now that I think about it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who tried to find one that didn't work. 'To drown the naked mole rat? No.. spank the monkey? Damnit no, that's a known one, keep it together man!'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To rape the ass isn't much of a masturbation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To undermine the hornet? To hydrolyse the spider?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To stroke the rabbit. I had to facepalm myself for being such a cliche.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To fear the spider?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To reincarnate the butterfly. That was my attempt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL! nice choice of words, especially "reincarnate" it's like the penis springs back into action after a dormant state

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To intensify the heron? To question the rainbow trout? To point at the boxer? To re-evaluate the ruby-throated warbler? To be the field mouse? To underestimate the leopard? To manufacture the armadillo? To determine the tyrannosaurus rex? To convince the cicada? To synchronize the bloodhound? To exonerate the kangaroo? To estimate the hare? To apply the giraffe? To derive the flying squirrel? To think the crane? To crinkle the banana slug? To imply the vole?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Question the rainbow trout? Something you want to tell us?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To exonerate the kangaroo hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"To crinkle the banana slug" DEFINITELY works.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

to rub the cock

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To kill a mockingbird

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To buy the ant? I don't think so

by Anonymous 13 years ago

to squeeze the caterpillar hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To masturbate the penis? Hmm. Not seeing it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To tame the squirrel!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brb guys.. I gotta go tickle the walrus and then suggest this as POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This could turn into a hell of a contest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To eye the tiger.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To downsize the reticulated python?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

to shave the whooly mammoth? hm. post of the day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To exacerbate the ostrich? To nullify the flamingo? To repudiate the liger?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

time to patronize the old stegosaurus

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To imagine the pussy. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To finger the pussy ...GIRLS MASTURBATE TOO! wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had filled it in with "To Fuck the Bird" because it's the first thing that came to mind XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

To shoot the hellhounds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To fluff the garfield

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To milk the cow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To love the squirrel. Hmm that doesn't work that well does it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To tame the shrew.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To smack the b**** isn't masturbating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To paint the panther.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To observe the amoeba.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just thought of a better one: To catch the Pokemon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think some people don't know what animals are...

by Anonymous 12 years ago