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To kill a mockingbird
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After running a crapload of verbs and animals in my head for much longer than I should have, I finally found one that doesn't quite fit: to lobotomize the three-toed sloth.
Although, now that I think about it...
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In response to “After running a crapload of verbs and animals...”
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who tried to find one that didn't work.
'To drown the naked mole rat? No.. spank the monkey? Damnit no, that's a known one, keep it together man!'
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To rape the ** isn't much of a **.
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To undermine the hornet?
To hydrolyse the spider?
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Jdevine21
To contemplate the cane toad.
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Anonymous
In response to “To contemplate the cane toad.”
that one sounds extra kinky
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To stroke the rabbit. I had to facepalm myself for being such a cliche.
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To incarnate the whale shark.
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To fear the spider?
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To reincarnate the butterfly. That was my attempt.
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Chou
In response to “To reincarnate the butterfly. That was my attempt.”
LOL!
nice choice of words, especially "reincarnate" it's like the **** springs back into action after a dormant state
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To intensify the heron?
To question the rainbow trout?
To point at the boxer?
To re-evaluate the ruby-throated warbler?
To be the field mouse?
To underestimate the leopard?
To manufacture the armadillo?
To determine the tyrannosaurus rex?
To convince the cicada?
To synchronize the bloodhound?
To exonerate the kangaroo?
To estimate the hare?
To apply the giraffe?
To derive the flying squirrel?
To think the crane?
To crinkle the banana slug?
To imply the vole?
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Jdevine21
In response to “To intensify the heron? To question the...”
Question the rainbow trout? Something you want to tell us?
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In response to “To intensify the heron? To question the...”
To exonerate the kangaroo
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In response to “To intensify the heron? To question the...”
"To crinkle the banana slug" DEFINITELY works.
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Anonymous
to rub the ****
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stanleysage
To kill a mockingbird
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To buy the ant? I don't think so
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To **** the police? Sounds accurate to me.
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In response to “To **** the police? Sounds accurate to me.”
I don't think "police" would be considered animals in the biological form of the word.
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In response to “I don't think "police" would be...”
It doesn't matter. Pigs, police, same difference.
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to squeeze the caterpillar
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To masturbate the ****? Hmm. Not seeing it.
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Nerdunderdog
To tame the squirrel!
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Brb guys.. I gotta go tickle the walrus and then suggest this as POTD.
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This could turn into a hell of a contest.
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Jdevine21
To eye the tiger.
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To downsize the reticulated python?
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Jdevine21
to shave the whooly mammoth? hm. post of the day.
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To exacerbate the ostrich? To nullify the flamingo? To repudiate the liger?
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I thought "to hug the lion" before I read the rest of it, because I love lions.
Now it seems like I really love lions.
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Anonymous
time to patronize the old stegosaurus
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To imagine the pussy.
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To finger the pussy
...GIRLS MASTURBATE TOO!
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I had filled it in with "To **** the Bird" because it's the first thing that came to mind XD
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sighcantthinkofaname
In response to “I had filled it in with "To **** the...”
I just found this
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sighcantthinkofaname
To shoot the hellhounds.
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To fluff the garfield
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To milk the cow.
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To love the squirrel. Hmm that doesn't work that well does it...
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To tame the shrew.
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Anonymous
To smack the b** isn't **.
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To paint the panther.
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To observe the amoeba.
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Anonymous
In response to “To observe the amoeba.”
Just thought of a better one: To catch the Pokemon.
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Anonymous
I think some people don't know what animals are...
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