+288 All turtles are left handed. This is probably why you rarely see them using scissors, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.sparknotes.com/mindhut/2012/02/27/i-cant-stop-these-turtle-facts-more-true-turtle-facts

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah...THATS why...un

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I sense a future homepage post...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How can someone without hands even be left-handed?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Waitwut

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 12 years ago

either I don't get this... or it's just not funny

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a non sequitur, so it's supposed to be funny because it's nonsensical.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ooh... like the "an owl turned to the squirel to talk..but owls can't talk and the squirel ran away"? I just thought this post was in reference to some movie or something

by Anonymous 12 years ago