A typical audition for a Disney Channel show: "Can you act?" "No." "Can you sing?" "No." "Would you mind if we made you do both?" "No." "Welcome to Disney!" Amirite?

+343 A typical audition for a Disney Channel show: "Can you act?" "No." "Can you sing?" "No." "Would you mind if we made you do both?" "No." "Welcome to Disney!" Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You forgot the introductory question: "Would a six-year-old consider you hot?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your effa is dirty and delicious

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Greasy and terrific?

by Anonymous 12 years ago